Kittens inspired by KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Octomom Vs. Angelina Jolie

So there’s a rumor going around that Octomom got plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie. But didn’t Angelina Jolie get plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie?

2009 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

I was taking a gander at this year’s New York Fashion Week designs and this is what I’ve come up with.The "asexual, born in a lab, and never really left" look is in. The "disease-ridden trick turning tramp" look is in. Wouldn’t you like to wear mesh on your face? The "Zoolander ninja" look is in. And finally, did you know Barbie had a fashion line?? From now on I’m taking all my fashion tips from Barbie!

"We're all Party Girls!!"

Brunettes not Fighter Jets!!

I just remembered (and got insanely excited....reminiscent of fan girls for the Beatles long ago. Oh yes there was screaming and fainting! ;D) that I’m seeing Flight of the Conchords in May!!!

Yay!!!

11 weeks to go!! I’m so cheesed I could grate myself! By the way, I’m considering getting a pair of these for the concert:

Mainly so I can throw them up on stage! ;D Hey, do you think they come in pink and Caribbean teal?? How about lacy ones??

**Photos provided by Myspace-check out their fan page, it's awesome!

Currently Searching for my Colonel Brandon

My Dearest Willoughby,

It has come to my attention, over the past few months that your feelings for me have gone astray. Even though our very own Iago has attempted to thwart our love for his own end; I have come to realize that you, my darling Willoughby, are unworthy of my love. And when you have decided once again that you are unable to live without me, I will be there to assure you-you will.

Most sincerely not yours,
Marianne Dashwood

Divine Comedy

These are old (I know), but classics. Enjoy!

Sexy 'Stache

Love Sac

This is why I <3 Kevan.

Because he sends me ridiculous emails like this:

To the beautiful girl with the giggle

Hi there. My name is Greggor and I am from Scotland.
My mummy says I am to marry you and you have to come live with us on our island and help me raise goats and other assorted animals.
I know you would love me and my goats very much.
please feel free to write me back and join me and my goats on our happy lil island.

Goatally yours.

Greggor the mighty goat man.

Valentine's E-card

Charles (our Chief Actuary) sent us all personalized Valentine's E-cards today. This is the one he sent to me. I nearly died laughing!!!

Click on the following link:
http://www.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=484914470&m=6204&rr=y&source=ag999

What’s sexier than an attractive woman holding a gun??

Nothing.
Bullseye!
And I don’t have a boyfriend why??

LDSLinkup Email of the Week

This little doosie came into my inbox last night.....made me laugh....hope you all enjoy! :D

Were do I start, hmmmm. Well first off I wanted to let you know you are very very Beautiful physically that is. I'm half Sicilian(Dad's Side) and half Mexican(Mom's side). I know you must have alot of guys trying to get with you because of how attractive you are and I must admit you are very attractive. I want to let you know I'm a good man and have a loving heart and I hope you give me the opportunity to get to know you and vice versa. I love the gospel with all my heart. I value and honor my priesthood. I have a current temple recommend and i go to the temple every other week. I know we live two different places but I know that I strongly desire to wanting to get to know you. I don't want to ramble on but I hope you will get back at me soon,

take care,

Joseph

Whitneykins.....

I received a fatty letter from Whitney this week-6 pages. I wish I could share with you what it said, but I am under strict orders not to by the writer. Let me just tell you that she's doing great, she’s learning a lot (both spiritually and the language), and she’s bearing fairly well with all the rules-which I find amazing!

I also received an email from her on Tuesday.

HI! Speaking in Italian Only. Half way done with the MTC. Challenging but Fantastic and excited for tomorrows challenges and the adventure still to come! I hope you are well and I'll send you snail mail.

Love you

LOve You

LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

LOves,
Whitney Linnea

Oh how I miss her.

You said what???

This last Saturday at Laird and Jon's joint birthday celebration, Laird casually mentioned (after I revealed that if George Harrison were still alive, I would marry him) that he went to school (Brown) with George Harrison's son Dhani Harrison-total doppelgangers.

**Jaw Drops**

I’m sorry, I’ve stopped breathing. How can you casually mention something like that? Granted, I find this information more that thrilling, but still. George Harrison, one of the best musicians of his time. Someone I grew up listening and dancing to. Someone I hold in extremely high regard. Someone I find extremely attractive. My world has been turned upside down.

By the way Laird…you just became 10 times cooler.

Whitney and Linkup

I got another email from Whitney today. Short and sweet, but I loved it!

I loved your messages,

I'll return mail soon. You make me cheese with delight I'm finally nearly embracing the MTC but do love the work and learnings...
ummm
LOVE YOU,
Whitney Linnea
Loves
Loves
Loves

There's about 5-7 guys that fairly regularly few my profile on Linkup but never email me. So I have a question. Why would they keep looking at my profile and then never email me. It's not like they don't know you can see who's viewed your profile or I've updated info or anything. Anyway, I'm only asking because there's this guy (who I think is one of the foxiest guys I've seen-he's like a combination of Dierks Bentley and Michael Fassbender) that keeps viewing me. Not that it matters, because like Meredith says-Linkup is bad!

Man. I just want some action. Maybe that can be remedied this weekend. Hmm.

FHE Commercial Filming.

My favorite quotes from last night's FHE commercial filming.

(Girls Faux Playing Halo)
Jon: Okay so one of you girls needs to say "You've been pwnd!" and another has to say "You're such a noob!"
Sarah: You've been pawned! haha...
(everyone laughs)
Sarah: Sorry, sorry. Haha. What was it again?
All the guys: Pwned.
Sarah: Right. You’ve been pwned, sucka!
Jon: Haha. Now Bridgette, you need to say "You're such a noob!"
Bridgette: I'm not going to say that.
Jon: Bridgette, you have to say that.
Bridgette: I don't have to do anything, and I'm not going to say that.
Jon: (very sweetly) Bridgette, we're on a time schedule. Now I know you're upset, but you need to focus on this right now.
Bridgette: Jon, everything I want to say right now isn't church appropriate.
(everyone laughs)
Sarah: (excited) me too!!