The following is how Britney Spears greeting her audience while performing in Manchester.
"What's up, London?"
Poor, poor girl. Here’s a quick geography lesson for you Britney. London is located in the South of England. I’m sorry, let me go a little further back.
London is a city.
England is a country. The United Kingdom is comprised of the following countries: England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. Let me know if I’m going too fast."What's up, London?"
Poor, poor girl. Here’s a quick geography lesson for you Britney. London is located in the South of England. I’m sorry, let me go a little further back.
London is a city.
London is located in the South of England.
Manchester (where you were performing) is in the North of England. Oh, I can tell I’m loosing you. Now Britney-please stay with me!
The distance between them is a little over 200 miles-3 hours and 45 minutes or (a little bit easier for you to understand) roughly the time it would take for two naps and a meal. Hardly the same place. You wouldn't greet New York by saying "What's up Cleveland?" now would you?
Thank You.
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