Favorite Quotes for the Week

Sarah: Why is he ignoring me? I don’t understand, I thought we were “friends”.
Sean: Remove the quotes and strike it through.

Leah: Oh no, I get it now. He’s actually pretty cute.
Bridgette: It’s that grey suit, it’s distracting.

Sarah: Well, I don’t know there are a lot of guys in the ward I’d date.
Lindsay & Stephanie: Like who?
Sarah: Like pretty much anyone I haven’t badmouthed. I’m not super picky.
Leah: Tell them what you’re going to do when you get married.
Sarah: Oh, I’m going to post a list of all the guys that I would have gone out with if they had even tried.
Leah: Her husband’s going to have to be very understanding.
Sarah: No, he’ll be happy-he won!

Bridgette: No, it’s cool we talked to him the other night.
Sarah: No. You talked to him.
Bridgette: But you were there-it counts.

Dad: So I was looking up places in Seattle that specialize in differentials to get a second opinion and you’ll never guess who popped up first-never guess.
Sarah: I don’t know…My Cousin Vinnie Automotive?

Bridgette: Love is like a trampoline-if you jump right on, you’ll just bounce right off!

Deborah: How did you find that out?
Sarah: I’m really good at stalking. Hey, people shouldn’t leave their facebook profiles set to open if they don’t want people to look.
Deborah: Is yours set to open?
Sarah: No. I don’t want weird people stalking me!

Sarah: Well, there’s this guy I like in my ward. He's pretty cute.
Patty: Uhuh.
Sarah: He teases me a lot.
Dan: See. That’s a GOOD sign!

Riddle me this.

How come about 50% of the guys that view me on LDSLinkup served their mission in Argentina?

I just looked at my profile views this morning and there were like three that served there! That’s a pretty high percentage-I find that weird.

Eating out and Weight

Here is a list of all the places (from memory) I’ve eaten out at in the past month or so:
Hi-Life
Del Rey
Las Margaritas
Jack in the Box
Phaya Thai on Lake City
Del Rey
Taco Bell
Taste of India
I <3 Bento on 35th
McDonalds
Johnny Rockets
PF Changs
Del Rey (See a pattern? I love their Chicken Nachos and Truffle Mac N’ Cheese!!)
The Matador

I really need to cut back on my eating out habits, because of the cost not because of the bulge in my waistband. Actually it’s been quite the reverse, I’ve actually lost 5 pounds, but that might just be from all the dancing, walking around Downtown in heels, swimming, and pacing (something I’ve developed-weird) I’ve been doing. Who knows?

You Won Second Prize in a Beauty Contest-Collect $10

Okay, I didn't win a beauty prize (not that I couldn’t, I just didn’t enter one), but over the weekend Bridgette and I preformed in our Regional YSA Talent Show and took home 2nd place!! I'm still completely gobsmacked! I had a Sally Field moment too. No, I didn't get up on stage and blurt out very awkwardly "You like me-you really like me", but I thought it. Especially because there were some amazing acts and our ward has some incredible talent-one group in particular, who I thought should have won. Video to come! :D

I Love Whitney Wednesdays!

I get an email from Whitney every week, when she was at the MTC it was on Tuesdays, but now that she's in Rome it's been on Wednesdays (I like the alliteration better anyway!)

As you all may remember, yesterday was Wednesday-at least I hope you do! And as usual I received an email (as did a few other friends and her family) telling all the tales of her time in Rome.

Visit http://whitneylinneanelson.blogspot.com/ for some of those tales.

When I got home and checked my mail (snail mail, you know the proper kind) I found 6-yes 6-letters from Whitney.

Yesterday was a wonderful Whitney Wednesday! :D

Weird Weekend…

Something was in the air.

Bridgette-isms

Bridgette makes me laugh. I heart her and her ridiculous adorableness!

-Things she says fairly regularly:
“Oh Snap!”
“You/they best be…”
“I’m so happy; this is the happiest day of my life!”
“I could do that.”

-When she does something and then explains why, even though no one’s asked. Examples:
What she said – “Snappidy Dappidy”
Her explanation – “I just made that up.”
What she did – Sang part of a song a different way.
Her explanation – “I just like to sing it that way.”

-She loves when guys her friends are interested in pay attention to them. She gets as excited as the person that it’s happening to.
Example: A boy I think is adorable said hello to me and asked me how I’d been. Not two seconds after he left she says “Ah! That was so cute!!” I swear, she was more excited then I was.

-She isn’t afraid to speak her mind-she’s quick-witted.
Example:
Sexist pig – “I can’t believe she’s going out with me, she’s the best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m so lucky.”
Bridgette – “Well, you better keep tricking her then!”

Douche Bags and Celebrity Quotes

The first guy to ever email me on LDSLinkup, who was dating a current friend of mine at the time (we didn’t know each other then) and many others, emailed me today on Linkup. He sent me the same generic email he sent me almost four years ago.

“You’re gorgeous!”

Yeah, he didn’t remember me….guys are douche bags!

Favorite Celebrity Quote of the Day:

“I felt like I was in 'Mean Girls,' but worse: 'Mean Girls' was a movie." –Lindsay Lohan

I know I should feel bad, ‘cause she was just broken up with and all, but if you’re going to say ridiculous things like that-I can’t! Sorry.

Whitney in Rome

I got an email from Whitney today. I miss her terribly! Here’s a link to her blog with a portion of it:
http://whitneylinneanelson.blogspot.com/2009/04/when-in-rome.html

Rage and Offensive Slurs

Yesterday, on the way to Bridgette’s Jazz concert, on the rainy freeway, in stilettos-I yelled this out after a car wouldn’t let me change lanes:

"Bitches and Hos!"

It made Leah laugh.

I think Whitney’s road rage has rubbed off on me.

A Call from the Poe-Poe

Monday night (or I should say Tuesday morning), as my mind danced across romantic interludes in my dream filled slumber, I received a phone call. Normally, I don’t receive phone calls in the middle of the night (I’m not that popular), let alone answer them. But in my very sleep deprived state I couldn’t control myself; I crawled over to where my phone should have been resting for the night and picked it up. I looked at it, expecting it to say one of my friends, perhaps Gollum or something (Yes, my friend Gollum is the only one that ever calls that late), but to my surprise it said “Restricted”. Curious and in fact not at all awake, I answer it. A man on the other end asks to talk to a “Daniel” somebody-last name was not familiar in any way. As I try to wake up, I stumble out what I think are words to repeat what he had just said. I have very little confidence that’s what I got out. I talk in my sleep and none of it has ever been intelligible. The man then said “This is the Puyallup Police Department; we are looking for Daniel (insert unfamiliar last name).” But that’s all I can remember, I woke up the next morning thinking it was a dream until I looked at my phone and read “Restricted, March 31, 3:02 am”. I have no idea how I ended the conversation, or even if I did. For all I know, I hung up on that poor Poe-Poe.