Wednesday, November 26, 2008

His and Hers...


HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong. He said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you too.'

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep. I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

If they didn't post funny pictures,

I wouldn't post them on my blog. I know it's kind of mean, but hey, they're never going to see this.

Ldslinkup Statistics for November 25:

I have had 18 profile views.
50% of them were divorced (that’s not a bad thing; I just think it’s funny that the only guys that have been interested in me have either been divorced and/or have children-that’s all. It’s kind of an on running joke with my friends.)
77% were over 30, and 27% were over 38.
27% had kids.
I’ve received two emails and one quicknote.
Best ridiculous profile picture of the day:

Cutest profile picture of the day:

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Creepiest Email I’ve ever received!

I’ve received some pretty funny emails from guys that I don’t know in my lifetime. But this has got to be the creepiest one yet. First I will like to show you an email this guy, screen name cowboycmg85 (see attached picture), sent me November 4th. You know, as a get to know you email, which is fine.

“here is alittle about me and what I am looking for in a woman is someone that I can be able to spend time with. I have been told that I am to good to be true and what I mean is a lot of female friends say I am a perfect gentleman. A lot of them has told me that I am too good to be true because most of the guys that they know are dogs. I have been raised with respect and know how to treat a woman right like she should be treated and that is like a queen. I like to surprise her with roses romantic dinners and just show her that she is appreciated. I am a person that don’t care about looks because looks is not all that. They can be a beauty queen and have the worse personality. The only thing that I look for when I look for in a woman is personality, caring, loving, honest and has a good since of humor. I am also looking for a person that loves sports and that is athletic because I love to play sports. Plus she has to love the beach because I love going to beach and I want to be able to walk along the beach with her and watching the sun goes down it is so beautiful. but there is some nights i would just love to just order in and pop in a good movie and lay on the couch cuddling next to eachother watching a good movie together just holding one another”

All well and good, kind of long, but not that weird-I’ve had weirder. But when I looked in to my inbox today, this is what I found. Warning, not for the faint of heart!

“what is your ideal of a perfect date?This is mine I pick you up and blind fold you and then we drive to the coast where I have candle light dinner for two with a view of the ocean with roses. Then we sit back watching the sunset having a great talk. Then we head down to the beach where there are two horses waiting for us we get on them and ride along the beach front galloping away until we hit a special area where there is a blanket lying down we get off and lay there holding one another watching the sun set glazing off of the ocean. When we are all done we head back to the hotel where I have you get undressed while you’re doing that I am having your bath water ready with rose pedals, soft music and candles. When your all relaxed you come out I have you lay on the bed and give you a nice massage after completing it I pop in a romantic movie laying there in bed cuddling next to each other until we fall asleep when you wake up you will wake up to breakfast in bed with a single rose”

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! I hope he doesn’t want to brush my hair and teeth or clip my toenails too! I read it and I was ascared for my life people!! Tehehe. Don’t worry, he’s been blocked! Oh, oh, oh. And to all of you that know and will find this information funny, top it all off, he’s divorced with a kid.

Friday, November 21, 2008

A Week in Pictures

Poor Sean's car was defiled by BEER!!!Weird-Ass pants at Forever 21. Beautiful sunrise Thursday morning-too bad the rest of the day was so crappy! Whitney's "Klingon"

Two Priscilla Stories.

Here are two stories that Priscilla told us that happened during her citizenship test. The first is about a Turkish lady who abhorred a pair of noisy, unruly children. And the other is about when her husband Carl went in for his test.
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Congratulation Priscilla (The Newest US Citizen) Party

Vince Mira Concert Photos.

Vince Mira concert a few weekends ago. :D

Thursday, November 20, 2008

I kissed a boy…and I didn’t like it.

Okay, not really. But I did have a dream last night that I kissed a boy I know. We were somewhere, presumably on a date. It was at the end of the date and we were in a stairwell away from everyone and he kissed me. It was completely awkward. First of all, it was like his lips were so thin they might as well have not existed. Then he didn’t do anything, he just stood there with his lips on mine. He wasn’t just a cold fish; the fish had died, like a week ago. It was horrible! I hope that if I ever do kiss this boy it’s not like that, because that was ridiculous! This kiss however, is adorable. When I get engaged, I think it would be cute if we emulated this for our engagement picture. Although, I would be wearing cuter shoes. :D

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Another Linkup Fella...

This guy checked out my profile. I adore the pictures they put up!

Uh, no funny business!!

Photo booth picture from the other night.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Weekend Update

No, this isn’t a sketch with Tina Fey, although the more things I see her in, the more I love her!

Friday: Bonding time with Hannah & Anthony, watched The Soup, bang trim, medicine pick up, sushi, girl talk, lots of fun dancing with drunken men (boy, do I have some stories to tell); bought cough medicine at QFC for Leah (the cashier thought I was almost ten years younger then I am).
Went to bed at 2:30 am.

Saturday: Brunch with Leah, Whitney, and Amy at Chandler’s Crab House, Forever 21 shopping (new shirt, camisoles, and leggings), lounged, watched Sex and the City, more girl talk, Happy Birthday Mikey Party (HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY MIKEY!!!!!) with phallic balloons and everything, dancing with much creepier drunken men (note to self, stop going dancing on Saturdays-that’s when the creepy guys come out to play!), took photo booth pictures with Leah and Whitney at Cowgirls.
Went to bed at 2:00 am.

Sunday: Church, visited parents, napped on couch while watching Monk reruns, 3rd Sunday Smorgasbord, Single Adult Fireside, fell asleep watching Northanger Abbey.
Went to bed at 10:30 pm.

What a weekend!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

On a positive note.

Even though the last little while I’ve been feeling like this quote:

“Do you think I’m unattractive, and will never be kissed by any man, and die without ever knowing the joy of true love?” (Can anyone name it??)

I did enjoy a nice evening with Leah last night. We watched Two Mules for Sister Sara, and fell asleep on our new futon (second night in a row!). I really liked it, I had never seen it before and really, you can’t go wrong with the foxy Clint Eastwood! Who I’ve decided, looks like a combination of Hugh Jackman and Michael Vartan.

Speaking of Hugh Jackman, did you guys know that Baz Luhrmann's new film Australia is coming out on the 26th?? I so can’t wait for that! I'm thinking we should see it Thanksgiving weekend. Who's in?

Realization

I’ve come to this realization in the past 3 weeks.

I am never going to be asked out by an LDS guy that I am interested in (I barely get asked out by guys that I'm not interested in too), and even if I think something is happening towards that-it’s not.

Ever.

There’s nothing I can do to fix or change it-I’ve tried. I just must accept it and move on.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Help a Girl Out??

Most women know about the challenges of finding a good pair of pants; ones that fit well, are posteriorly pleasing and don’t make you look “anatomically correct”. Usually it’s only a problem if your pants are a wee on the snug side. Unfortunately for Katie Homes this hasn’t been the case, it looks as if she’s been rummaging though her husband’s jean drawer. Anatomically correct is one thing. Anatomically correct for the wrong gender is unacceptable…and creepy! Please, somebody, help her!

Clint Eastwood Marathon

Honestly, I haven’t really seen any Clint Eastwood movies (I know, shocking!). A few weeks back Leah bought The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, and Hang ‘Em High in a duel pack at Target for a ridiculously cheap price. The past two nights we watched them, while I wouldn’t necessarily recommend Hang ‘Em High (do to the fact that I completely lost the plot by the end), I did thoroughly enjoy The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly and they were both extremely entertaining in their own right. Seriously though, who doesn’t love a movie with Eli Wallach?? Plus the fact that Clint Eastwood is ridiculously foxy in both, probably helped in my enjoyment! ;D

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Womanizer on The Soup

Fabulous Soup moment!
Enjoy!