Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Cold Mountain Juice and Google

Most of you probably don't know, but for the majority of my young life my dad owned his own fresh juice company called Cold Mountain Juice-located on 45th (currently a UPS store) in Seattle. In this current age of technology, I decided to google “Cold Mountain Juice” and see if I got anything interesting. Oh boy did google deliver. Third from the top I found this site:
I clicked in and nearly pissed my pants! I then promptly emailed my dad to verify this new information I happened upon. It went something like this:

Hey I found this on the interweb…is it true??

"Some years ago when I was still living in Seattle, I knew the guy who ran the Cold Mountain Juice Factory (who made great carrot juice and distributed it in the area). He was fairly orange when I knew him and, he said, he'd been a bright orange a year before, all because of the quantity of carrot juice he was drinking (about a quart a day when I knew him and up to 1/2 gallon a day before). He bicycled everywhere and was in great health, but you could see that he was orange from quite a ways away. His hair, which was normally brown, had a very slight green tint to it as well as a result of the extra pigmentation."

Dad-did you have green hair….did you turn into a carrot??

My dad then came out to my desk-he thought I’d made it up. I showed him the website and I told him he should email the guy and he said he would. As he was leaving I asked if he had turned orange. He said that he was mildly orange, but that it was mostly because of his natural skin tone. He then said “But I did NOT have green hair. That is a lie!”

Ldslinkup email 12/26/08

Haven't blogged about ldslinkup for a while so I thought I would share with you this email I received over the holiday weekend. (Background information, I have three pictures up on my profile, the first is one that was taken at cowgirls on my birthday weekend, the second is one from when we filmed little Georgi goes scouting, and the last is one of my bottom from the ugly sweater party.)

Email from “Moving to UT....Ready?” on the 26th of December.

"Nice butt =).
Merry Christmas."

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I just realized I didn’t blog about my birthday celebration weekend. Sorry everyone! Thursday the 4th, we (Leah, Whitney, Sean, Amy, Bridgette, Stephanie, Lindsay, Mikey, and moi) went to the Fifth Ave and saw a production of one of my favorite musicals; Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. Not as good as the movie, sadly, but it did have some very memorable moments, including some that I will never be able to get out of my head.

Friday we (Leah, Whitney, Bridgette, and me) went out dancing at cowgirls and took lots of fabulous skanky photos for Kevan.

Quick story, I was IMing with Kevan (my Scottish friend) and he asked me what my birthday plans were, I told him about the musical, my birthday party and about some skanky bar dancing. He asked if I would take some skanky dancing pictures for him-in jest, but you can’t really jest about skanky dancing photos with me. So these fabulous pictures are for him.

One of the cowgirls hanging from the rafters.

This just in, Whitney’s soul escapes body!

This is FABULOUS, thank you Leah!

Drunk Brother #1…help me!

I would say group photo, but they weren’t in our group. Caption: Our group of girls in a picture with Drunk Brother 1 and Drunk Brother 2. Who were way too handsy for our liking.

Side note, I was asked for my phone number by a black man with grills that night. Whitney got me out of it by telling the man I was leaving for London in a few days. If only that were true…sad.

Ugly Sweater Christmas Party

Location: The Sheridan Hotel and Erin Chapman’s Wallingford house.
Fabulous highlights: Whitney’s Christmas tree sweater with lights (I loved “plugging” her in), I was a White Elephant gift (chosen by Jose, stolen by Mark), and Snow!!! Plus some of the gayest sweaters I have ever seen a man wear!

Layne, Leah, me, Whitney, and Laird at dinner.

Wow Whitney, show us how you truly feel about the situation! Disgust much??

Andrew likes to take stalker photos of us when we’re dancing….apparently!

Wait, he’s been sighted!

Group photo protection huddle, thanks Laird. On a positive note, I like the view from behind!!!

Monday, December 08, 2008

Bullet Tooth Tony...Arrested???

Former Footballer turned Actor and all-time beefcake Vinnie Jones was in the news today. He was arrested and charged with assault after, get this, a barroom brawl.

I saw that he had been arrested as a headline on MSN this morning and it gave me a little chuckle. Like it’s a surprise that he would get into a fight…it’s Vinnie Jones, proud owner of this memorial football moment. It’s gotta make you laugh!

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Fun with friends Downtown!

A couple weeks ago we went out dancing (like we’ve been doing every weekend for the past 6 weeks), and took some pictures of our journey.
Highlight of the evening-when a bicycled police officer told Whitney and I to “work it!”.

Frontier Funsies!

Brisket Burger

Frontier Bar

Outside Frontier

The steps that lead to nowhere. Pay attention to the two guys on the left side of the picture.

Oh yes, that's right! Having your picture taken with random guys-priceless. :D

Pictures

I finally uploaded pictures from the past 2 week. So, here's the past two weeks in pictures! Saw James Bond, James Bond. Thanks for the Giving. Loiterers! Babies!! There are two in this picture. ;D Thing one....Thing two. British Bangers?? At the grocery store??? I was all kinds of surprised! “Whitney, what are you doing??” “I’m stretching out my scalp!” Whitney! Put that toe away! Decorating at work is fun….since when is that working?? ;D Weird scratch that appeared on my cheek.

Hmm...

I am so amazed with men sometimes-really, so amazed. Yesterday I got a email from a guy on LdsLinkup (yeah I know, one of these days I will have a post that doesn’t involve this site. ;D) that simply said “hi”.

I clicked into his profile and took a quick gander. It said he was from the UK, which I thought was cool, and then I saw that it also said IN A RELATIONSHIP!!! Seriously?? If you’re going to go on a website and sneak around on a girl, don’t say you’re in a relationship!!!

I responded back, because I had to.

I sent an email that said: “Uh, aren’t you in a relationship?”

He didn’t send anything back, not that I expected him to. He did view my profile today though…creep!

Note to readers and potential comment makers: No matter what men say, if a guy sends an email to a woman that he doesn’t know-he’s interested in her. Especially if it’s on a semi dating social network site. This man was not simply being polite and looking for a new friend…he was interested.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

LDSLinkUp-date

December 1st LDSLinkup Statistics:

Profile Views – 22
Divorced Individuals – 1
Men with kids – 0
Men over 30 – 13
Men over 38 – 6
Foreign Men – 2
Emails Received – 4

Profile Picture Awards:

Most Ridiculous Picture:

Best Pretty Curly Hair:

Best “Bling”:

Most “Modelesque”:

Most Historically Accurate:

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

His and Hers...


HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong. He said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you too.'

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep. I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

If they didn't post funny pictures,

I wouldn't post them on my blog. I know it's kind of mean, but hey, they're never going to see this.

Ldslinkup Statistics for November 25:

I have had 18 profile views.
50% of them were divorced (that’s not a bad thing; I just think it’s funny that the only guys that have been interested in me have either been divorced and/or have children-that’s all. It’s kind of an on running joke with my friends.)
77% were over 30, and 27% were over 38.
27% had kids.
I’ve received two emails and one quicknote.
Best ridiculous profile picture of the day:

Cutest profile picture of the day:

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Creepiest Email I’ve ever received!

I’ve received some pretty funny emails from guys that I don’t know in my lifetime. But this has got to be the creepiest one yet. First I will like to show you an email this guy, screen name cowboycmg85 (see attached picture), sent me November 4th. You know, as a get to know you email, which is fine.

“here is alittle about me and what I am looking for in a woman is someone that I can be able to spend time with. I have been told that I am to good to be true and what I mean is a lot of female friends say I am a perfect gentleman. A lot of them has told me that I am too good to be true because most of the guys that they know are dogs. I have been raised with respect and know how to treat a woman right like she should be treated and that is like a queen. I like to surprise her with roses romantic dinners and just show her that she is appreciated. I am a person that don’t care about looks because looks is not all that. They can be a beauty queen and have the worse personality. The only thing that I look for when I look for in a woman is personality, caring, loving, honest and has a good since of humor. I am also looking for a person that loves sports and that is athletic because I love to play sports. Plus she has to love the beach because I love going to beach and I want to be able to walk along the beach with her and watching the sun goes down it is so beautiful. but there is some nights i would just love to just order in and pop in a good movie and lay on the couch cuddling next to eachother watching a good movie together just holding one another”

All well and good, kind of long, but not that weird-I’ve had weirder. But when I looked in to my inbox today, this is what I found. Warning, not for the faint of heart!

“what is your ideal of a perfect date?This is mine I pick you up and blind fold you and then we drive to the coast where I have candle light dinner for two with a view of the ocean with roses. Then we sit back watching the sunset having a great talk. Then we head down to the beach where there are two horses waiting for us we get on them and ride along the beach front galloping away until we hit a special area where there is a blanket lying down we get off and lay there holding one another watching the sun set glazing off of the ocean. When we are all done we head back to the hotel where I have you get undressed while you’re doing that I am having your bath water ready with rose pedals, soft music and candles. When your all relaxed you come out I have you lay on the bed and give you a nice massage after completing it I pop in a romantic movie laying there in bed cuddling next to each other until we fall asleep when you wake up you will wake up to breakfast in bed with a single rose”

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! I hope he doesn’t want to brush my hair and teeth or clip my toenails too! I read it and I was ascared for my life people!! Tehehe. Don’t worry, he’s been blocked! Oh, oh, oh. And to all of you that know and will find this information funny, top it all off, he’s divorced with a kid.

Friday, November 21, 2008

A Week in Pictures

Poor Sean's car was defiled by BEER!!!Weird-Ass pants at Forever 21. Beautiful sunrise Thursday morning-too bad the rest of the day was so crappy! Whitney's "Klingon"

Two Priscilla Stories.

Here are two stories that Priscilla told us that happened during her citizenship test. The first is about a Turkish lady who abhorred a pair of noisy, unruly children. And the other is about when her husband Carl went in for his test.
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Congratulation Priscilla (The Newest US Citizen) Party