Me: (something bitchy beyond belief) Ugh! Can we just get food now!?!
Leah: Yes, gosh you’re bitchy when you haven’t eaten. You’re like the little shop of horrors plant yelling “FEED ME!!”
Bridgette: That should be you’re nickname!
Me: No!
Leah: Yes!! That’s awesome!
Bridgette: Hey you guys, it’s not “Little Shop of Horrors” it should be “Little Shop of Whores”! Get it? It’s like a pun!
(Sometime Later)
Bridgette: Sarah, would you sell me in your shop?
Me: Of course!!
Bridgette: Good.
Me: Hey, it shouldn’t be “Little Shop of Whores” it should be “Shop of Little Whores” ‘cause we’re tiny!
In Unison: Ahhh yeeaaahhh!!!
(Trifecta Fist bump)
Fin
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